If you love your car...

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
09/21/2016 at 21:03 • Filed to: None

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...clean her jambs.


DISCUSSION (47)


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/21/2016 at 21:08

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jamb?


Kinja'd!!! AM3R shamefully returns > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/21/2016 at 21:10

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That's a great spot for stickers! Never thought of that.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/21/2016 at 21:10

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Mine has been out of it’s garage for almost 3 months and is filthy right now.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/21/2016 at 21:14

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I do better than that, I clean here, too.

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This car had 155K on it.

It’s upsetting to open someone’s trunk and see years worth of pollen, leaves, and gook in the jambs. :(


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/21/2016 at 21:36

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Mine are incredibly dirty. What do you recommend?


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > McMike
09/21/2016 at 21:36

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I don’t like seeing what’s in other people’s trunks


Kinja'd!!! TylerJ > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
09/21/2016 at 21:39

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Juvenile lamb. Your car doesn’t come with these as an option?


Kinja'd!!! Rico > wiffleballtony
09/21/2016 at 21:43

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APC diluted for exterior use/microfiber followed by a spray detailer if the APC cleans up most of it. You can also hit it with some wax for extra protection after


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > TylerJ
09/21/2016 at 21:44

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lambs are already juvenile.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
09/21/2016 at 21:44

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It's a word.


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/21/2016 at 21:45

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It’s one of those words that look wrong. Even when they’re right.


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/21/2016 at 21:45

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and we call them Door Marmalades here.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > AM3R shamefully returns
09/21/2016 at 21:46

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I finally broke down an put an M colors OPPO sticker on one of my side windows, but I had none visible for a long time.


Kinja'd!!! TylerJ > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
09/21/2016 at 21:47

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Sure enough. I feel far less intelligent now, but I also learned something new.

I always thought lamb was just another name for sheep, not specifically young sheep.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > E90M3
09/21/2016 at 21:47

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Mine was covered in bugs from 14 hours on the road to and from Lone Star Le Mans - had to get them off!


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > McMike
09/21/2016 at 21:49

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Well done, sir.

My engine bay really needs some TLC.


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > TylerJ
09/21/2016 at 21:51

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I think if it’s cooked and on a plate it’s used almost universally. I’ve definitely eaten mutton passed off as lamb before.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > wiffleballtony
09/21/2016 at 21:52

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I've wipe mine pretty much whenever I wash it, so a damp microfiber usually does the job. I'd guess soapy water and elbow grease would do the job.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
09/21/2016 at 21:53

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Nice.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
09/21/2016 at 21:56

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Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/21/2016 at 21:56

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I’ve sorta given up.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
09/21/2016 at 22:02

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Never give up.


Kinja'd!!! MrDakka > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/21/2016 at 22:07

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That’s some good stealth oppo


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > MrDakka
09/21/2016 at 22:17

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Thanks. After years of no external stickers, I folded an put an M colors OPPO sticker on one of the side windows.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/21/2016 at 22:34

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This made me think of Patton Oswalt’s ‘Swab My Folds’ bit.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/21/2016 at 22:46

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Mine does not get its jambs cleaned. It's lucky to get an auto car wash.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Frenchlicker
09/21/2016 at 22:57

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Y u no luv her?


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/21/2016 at 23:09

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I don’t even wash my car any more. Between severe drought, punitive water bills, and constant ash from nearby fires lately, there’s no point. California life, yo.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > RallyWrench
09/21/2016 at 23:16

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Got one of them dusters?


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/21/2016 at 23:32

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I do, but when I come out in the morning it’s covered in condensation and dust from being parked in the driveway on a breezy, sandy street near a particularly dirty oak tree. One night and it’s done. In this respect I liked my old Outback more than the 325iT. Subarus are supposed to be dirtbag cars. It’s also the only reason I’m glad I have to sell the 325, because I do feel bad that I can’t keep it clean. I’m over having cars I care about as a daily driver, unfortunately I don’t have time or money for that at this point in life.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > RallyWrench
09/21/2016 at 23:39

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That sucks... I'm spoiled - garage at home and at work, so I can keep mine in good shape for days, maybe even a couple weeks at a time.


Kinja'd!!! djgreenlava > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/21/2016 at 23:52

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I like the door jam location for stickers. You get to enjoy stickers on your car but not travel around looking like you’re enroute to the nearest vape shop.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > djgreenlava
09/21/2016 at 23:55

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And your passengers get to discover fun Easter eggs!


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/22/2016 at 00:38

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pshhh I don't even clean the main part


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/22/2016 at 07:06

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Because it's a beat up pos that I originally paid $300 for. Solid reason right?


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Frenchlicker
09/22/2016 at 08:36

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Pretty solid. Hope you have one to love before long!


Kinja'd!!! Arrivederci > McMike
09/22/2016 at 08:52

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I always clean my door and trunk jambs, but almost always forget to clean here.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/22/2016 at 09:38

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At some point I will love my Jeep.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Frenchlicker
09/22/2016 at 10:21

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That’s what I like to hear. Definitely don’t have to clean jambs to love a Jeep, just use it for what it was built for every once in a while! I make sure my car gets a good, long workout at the track or in the Arkansas Ozarks at least a few times a year.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/22/2016 at 12:12

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Mines got baked on water spots.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Rico
09/22/2016 at 12:15

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Will that remove water spots?


Kinja'd!!! Rico > wiffleballtony
09/22/2016 at 12:23

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Cleaner wax should definitely remove them, try Meguiar’s since it’s dirt cheap and readily available over the counter in most auto stores.

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Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/22/2016 at 12:54

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Someday perhaps I’ll have a garage for my daily, but at least I have one for the projects. The price I pay, I guess.


Kinja'd!!! KeedyT > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/22/2016 at 16:27

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If you don’t clean the door jambs AND the fender liners it’s not really clean! It’s one of those things that if they are clean you sort of over-look but if they are dirty they make an otherwise spotless car look half assed.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > KeedyT
09/22/2016 at 16:29

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Fender liners - now we’re getting serious!


Kinja'd!!! KeedyT > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/22/2016 at 17:23

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It’ll change your world man! ;-)

I have 3 cleaning mitts, 1 for the body, an older one for the wheels and door jambs and a 3rd grungy one I use on the tires and fender liners. Then 2 absorbers, one for the body and one for the wheels/jambs. And I’m MUCH less anal retentive than I used to be.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > KeedyT
09/22/2016 at 18:48

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Hahaha!